Look, with these gals that want to buy it, most of ‘em are old and dignified. Social register types you know what I mean? They can’t be trotting down to Times Square to pick out the merchandise, they gotta have some kind of a middle man and that’s where old Daniel comes in you know what I mean? Hey! What’s the matter! I’m walking here! I’m walking here! Up yours you sonofabitch you don’t talk to me that way, you get outta here! Don’t worry about that, actually that ain’t a bad way to pick up insurance you know?
Midnight Cowboy, Enrico “Ratso” Rizzo
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