Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying. There’s no crying in baseball. … Oh you zip it Doris. Rogers Hornsby was my manager and he called me a talking pile of pig shit and that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game and did I cry?! … No. No! And do you know why? Because there’s no crying in baseball. There’s no crying in baseball! No crying!
A League of Their Own, Jimmy Dugan
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