I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, ’cause it says, like, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’ I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party…. I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles’ wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk…
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Cal Naughton Jr.
Film Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Author Will Ferrell
Role Cal Naughton Jr.
Actor John C. Reilly
Author Will Ferrell
Role Cal Naughton Jr.
Actor John C. Reilly
Posted in Actor, Author, Comedic Male Monologues, Film, Quotes and One Liners, Role
Tagged 30 Second Monologues, Adults 25-39