Our little baby’s all grows up. You know what? … Our little baby’s all grows up. … I’m not even hungry, I couldn’t touch it. … Our little boy is all grows up tonight. You know what big boy? You’re grown up. You’re grown up! Yeaaaheyha! Dig that! Is this a fuckin’ production for ya? Cuz you’re growns up and you’re growns up and you’re growns up! I’m the asshole in the bar place is that right? I’m the asshole? I’m outta here. I’m not eatin’ anything. I wouldn’t eat here, I would never eat here anyway.
Swingers, Trent Walker
Posted in Actor, Author, Comedic Male Monologues, Film, Quotes and One Liners, Role
Tagged 1 Minute Monologues, Adults 25-39