Hey, what’s up everybody? I’m Thurgood Jenkins. You know, it’s funny but I can trace every path in my life to one childhood memory. My last clear memory really. You see, it was the summer before my ninth grade year. It was me, Kenny, Brian, Scarface and of course, lovable old James. Oh wait hold on wait a minute, old James wasn’t there. Hell, I don’t even know anybody named old James, shoot. I don’t remember graduating or my first sexual experience. I don’t remember that either. But man, I will never ever forget the first time I smoked that sweet sweet Sheeba. You know, I’ve heard some people say they don’t get high the first time they smoke. Not me, oh, not us, we was really really high. We was tore up! We look at that day like we met the fifth member of our crew, marijuana! Oh Lord, we was hooked!
Half Baked, Thurgood Jenkins