Hello, how come I rich and you not? How come you not sell real estate like I do? How come I sleep with your wife while you at work? And then I pee in your toilet and don’t flush? And sometimes I open the back part and I pee in there so that when you flush pee come out? You know why? Because I smart. I smart, you stupid. Call now!
Family Guy Infomercial, Tom Vu
Posted in Actor, Author, Comedic Male Monologues, Film, Quotes and One Liners, Role
Tagged 30 Second Monologues, Adults 40-49