Addams Family Values, Gomez Addams

I demand justice. Someone has married my brother.

She took him to Hawaii. They have moved into a large expensive home where they make love constantly.

Arrest her at once, without delay. Debbie, my brother’s wife. The temptress of waikiki.

Officer, you must issue a subpoena. I believe they own… a Buick.

Has the planet gone mad?! My brother… passion’s hostage! I seek justice… denied! I shall not submit! I shall conquer! I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil. I have seen horror. I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul! I have seen all this, officer, but until today, I had never seen… you!