I wanna pit these kids against one another, am I clear? … Ah, a chink in the armor, huh? I am going to create an environment that it so toxic, no one will want to be a part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple, and I salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing living could grow there for a hundred years. You know why I did that? Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs. … Sometimes people ask me, “Sue, how come you’re so sensitive to minorities?” Well, I’ll tell you why. Because I know firsthand how hard it is to struggle as a minority in America today. I’m 1/16th Comanche Indian. In fact, I like minorities so much, I’m thinking of moving to California to become one.
Glee, Sue Sylvester
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