Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy Summers

All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it’s swell. And you come along and tell me I’m a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? … Does the word “duh” mean anything to you?