I’m a little short this week, I’d give ya cab fare but I don’t think it’s a long walk home. … First time I had sex, seven years old. The guitar. Right, well that’s why we came up here. Alright, you get dressed. I’m a little exhausted. What’s your favorite song? Look who I’m askin’.
Sweet and Lowdown, Emmet Ray
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