National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, Clark W. Griswold

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chevy chase clark w. griswold National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Film National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Author John Hughes
Role Clark W. Griswold
Actor Chevy Chase

I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

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