How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Grinch

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jim carrey How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Film How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Author Jeffrey  Price
Role The Grinch 
Actor Jim  Carrey

The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there – on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. … But what would I wear?!

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