Well, what do you say, Harold? Ah, it’s a great life. There’s action, adventure, advising, and you’ll get a chance to see the war first-hand. And there are plenty of slant-eyed girls. I’ll make a man out of you, Harold. You’ll travel the world, put on a uniform, and take on a man’s job. You’ll walk tall, with a glint in your eye and a spring in your step, and the knowledge in your heart that you are working for peace and are serving your country, just like Nathan Hale. Now, that’s what this country needs – more Nathan Hales. And, Harold, I think I can see a little Nathan Hale in you.
Harold and Maude, Uncle Victor Ball