Mary? …. I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy. … No, no, no, I, huh. That’s not what I meant. Haha. Ummm. What I meant was uh … I like you Mary. I like you a lot. I want to ask you a question. Straight out. Flat out and I want you to give me a honest answer: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me, ending up together? … Hit me with it. Just give it to me straight. I came a long way just to see you Mary, least you could do is level with me. What are my chances? … You mean not good like one out of a hundred? … So you’re telling me there’s a chance? YeeEAH!!
Dumb and Dumber, Lloyd Christmas