500 Days of Summer, Tom Hansen

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Film 500 Days of Summer
Author Scott   Neustadter
Role Tom Hansen
Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt

I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1960s haircut. I hate her knobby knees. I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. I hate the way she sounds when she laughs. I HATE THIS SONG!

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