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10 Things I Hate About You, Katarina "Kat" Stratford
- "I hate the way I don't hate you."
12 Monkeys, Jeffrey Goines
- "Wackos everywhere, a plague of madness."
2 Days in Paris, Marion
- "And even if he wakes you up every day by sneezing right in your face, well, you love his sneezes more than anyone else's kisses."
2001: A Space Odyssey, David Bowman
- "Open the pod bay doors please HAL."
2001: A Space Odyssey, HAL 9000
- "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
2010: The Year We Make Contact, Heywood Floyd
- "Your children will be born in a world of two suns."
300, King Leonidas
- "This is SPARTA! "
42nd Street, Anytime Annie Lowell
- "It must have been tough on your mother, not having any children."
42nd Street, Julian Marsh
- "Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!"
500 Days of Summer, Tom Hansen
- "I HATE THIS SONG!"
A Beautiful Mind, John Forbes Nash Jr.
- "Find a truly original idea. It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself. It is the only way I will ever matter."
A Better Life, Carlos Galindo
- "This country is a land of dreams. It can be a hard place, a cruel place. But it's where I work, and I dream of a better place for my son."
A Boy Named Charlie Brown, Linus Van Pelt
- "Did you notice something, Charlie Brown?... The world didn't come to an end."
A Bronx Tale, Lorenzo Anello
- "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent. "
A Bronx Tale, Sonny
- "You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime."
A Bronx Tale, Sonny
- "Now youse gotta leave. ... Now youse can't leave. "
A Clockwork Orange, Alex DeLarge
- "And viddy films I would."
A Few Good Men, Colonel Nathan R. Jessep
- "You can't handle the truth! "
A Free Soul, Stephen Ashe
- "I'm going to ask you to listen with your hearts."
A League of Their Own, Jimmy Dugan
- "There’s no crying in baseball!"
A Midsummer Night's Dream, Puck
- "If we shadows have offended..."
A Midsummer Night's Dream, Titania
- "These are the forgeries of jealousy..."
A Night at the Opera, Fiorello
- "You can't fool me! There ain't no sanity clause!"
A Place in the Sun, Angela Vickers
- "Seems like we always spend the best part of our time just saying goodbye."
A River Runs Through It, Paul Maclean
- "In Montana there's three things we're never late for: church, work and fishing. "
A Streetcar Named Desire, Blanche DuBois
- "I've always depended on the kindness of strangers. "
A Streetcar Named Desire, Stanley Kowalski
- "Hey Stella!"
A Time to Kill, Carl Lee Hailey
- "Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
A Time to Kill, Jake Brigance
- "Now imagine she's white."
Abe Lincoln in Illinois, Abraham Lincoln
- "A house divided itself cannot stand. This government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Ace Ventura
- "Alrighty then!"
Adam's Rib, Amanda Bonner
- "Now imagine her a man."
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