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Mad Men, Don Draper
Well, technology is a glittering lure. But, uh, there is the rare occasion when the public can be engaged on a level beyond flash, if they have a sentimental bond with the product. My first job, I was in-house at a fur company, with this old-pro copywriter, a Greek named Teddy. Teddy told me the [...]
Cereal Thief, mckenzi edwards
DAD! You ate all my cereal again, mom bought this for me! see it says, “for kids”. You’re supose to eat that gross grown~up food for breakfast, AND you messed up the puzzels on the back again. the bear is supose to go through the maze, not aroung it! I’M TELLING MOM!!!!!
Inglourious Basterds, Lieutenant Aldo Raine
Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity.
A River Runs Through It, Paul Maclean
In Montana there’s three things we’re never late for: church, work and fishing.
Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles, Louis de Pointe du Lac
1791 was the year it happened. I was 24, younger than you are now. But times were different then, I was a man at that age: the master of a large plantation just south of New Orleans. I had lost my wife in childbirth, and she and the infant had been buried less than half [...]
Meet Joe Black, Joe Black
Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter, you will be facing a finality beyond your comprehension, and you will not be counting days, or months, or years, but millenniums in a place with no doors.
Kickboxer, Kurt Sloane
Oh yea, it’s good stuff. … Dancing? .. Oh yea dancing, I’m good, why? … Here? Really? … Aaahhaha. It’s all right. Hooah. Aaah! Huah! … Feelin’ so good today. Ain’t nobody standin’ in my way. Tomorrow gonna be a price to pay. Feelin’ so good today. There’s a mountain that I have to climb, [...]
Street Fighter, William F. Guile
Well, I’m not going home. I’m gonna get on my boat, and I’m going up river, and I’m going to kick that son of a bitch Bison’s ass so HARD that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it!
Robotech, Miriya Parina
I am looking for one particular enemy fighter. When he appears you are ordered to withdraw and leave his destruction to me personally, is that understood? … Now where is this great enemy Ace that Khyron fears so? … Ah! There he is. Now you die. … You don’t … Hmm mmm mm you can’t [...]
UPS International Shipping, UPS
All right. International shipping. Well, your products are on a plane, ready to go to your customers in Europe to arrive on Friday, but Italy wants it there by noon, Paris early morning and London late afternoon. Well, if you had a UPS logo, now when your customers ask, you can say “Si, Oui, and [...]
King Lear, Cordelia
Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave my heart into my mouth. I love your Majesty according to my bond; no more nor less.
Antony and Cleopatra, Cleopatra
Where think’st thou he is now? Stands he, or sits he? Or does he walk? or is he on his horse? O happy horse, to bear the weight of Antony! Do bravely, horse! for wot’st thou whom thou movest? The demi-Atlas of this earth, the arm And burgonet of men. He’s speaking now, Or murmuring [...]
The Bridge on the River Kwai, Lieutenant Colonel Nicholson
There are times when suddenly you realize you’re nearer the end than the beginning.
Flags of Our Fathers, James Bradley
I finally came to the conclusion that he maybe he was right. Maybe there’s no such thing as heroes. Maybe there are just people like my dad. I finally came to understand why they were so uncomfortable being called heroes. Heroes are something we create, something we need. It’s a way for us to understand [...]
Remember the Titans, Coach Herman Boone
Anybody know what this place is? This is Gettysburg. This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we’re still fighting amongst ourselves today. This green field right here was painted red, bubbling with the blood of young boys. Smoke and [...]
There’s Something About Mary, Ted Stroehmann
I couldn’t believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn’t know my name.
The Color Purple, Sofia
All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain’t safe in a family of men, but I ain’t never thought I’d have to fight in my own house! …Sat in that jail, I sat in [...]
